I made a sweater for the Small Mister. It started out as all the ends of balls of yarn but I had to add other colors. The front is almost entirely made of yarn I have spun and it is very soft.
My gut says the Pirate King Malarkey is never going to wear it. He always shakes his head a very hard no when I ask if he wants me to make him something. This is with the vehement words. I hope that it ends up in a thrift store and some child falls in love with it.